HEADLINE: THE MAN. The man wants to squash you.
BODY COPY: The man wants to hold you back. The man says he wants to help - not you, himself. The man makes money off you. The man points you in the wrong direction, then laughs as you get lost. The man has a bottom line. His. So, who exactly is the man? Your friendly monolithic corporate bank. Maybe it's time you tried something new. Have you met us?